Filipina Trike Patrol Meets Cute Bubble Butt Teen

Free Video with Celine Umali from Trike Patrol.

When you're out on a Filipina Trike Patrol, you have one thing on your mind. Finding a warm, wet LBFM hole to stick your penis in and out of until it explodes with cum. If you're anything like us, you don't much care for finding the perfect 10. After all, you're not looking to get married to her. You're not worried about how you will be judged by others. Beyond the initial street meeting and trike ride home, you'll likely never be seen in public with her again.

Nope, all you care about is enjoying the soft innards of a reasonably Pretty Filipina you just met. It's that simple really. It's something on a primal level. The cock wants what it wants. Some will be hotter than others. Nothing is equal in life. What should be equal however, if the opportunity for an average middle-aged man to get his dick in something fairly nice looking whenever he wishes. Thankfully, The Philippines provides such opportunity better than almost anyplace else. You didn't think we were here all these years only for the fine cuisine and interesting culture, did you?

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No purveyor for prime pek-pek knows this better than our lead patrolman, King Baliw. The King prides himself on snaring some of the hottest pieces of Filipina ass presented on this site. That said, he is still an ardent supporter of the idea that any pussy is better than no pussy. Fortunately for us this week, KB didn't just find any piece of ass on his latest Filipina Trike Patrol. Oh no, he found us a lovely teenaged piece of ass.

Meeting Celine here at a roadside cellphone stand, the likes of which there are thousands of all over these islands, he shows us precisely why we're still at this Filipina Trike Patrol game for 11 years running. Quite honestly, because it's so damn easy and fun. As we've said on this site before, getting pussy SHOULD be easy and fun. Only in the Western 'civilized World' are men made to humiliate themselves and throw away any semblance of masculine dignity in order to fulfill the need to get laid. A need, I should point out, that is existential to a human beings overall health and well-being.